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Wednesday, October 27, 2004

Happy Birthday Paul!

There are many things that don't appear on this list that make Paul the wonderful person he is, but I didn't want to share anything about him I wasn't sure he would want to share, and since this is a birthday surprise I can't exactly run this list by him for his ok. Once I can talk to him maybe I will add the "25 not so g-rated things about Paul" onto this list. For now, use your imagination on the rest!

By the way, the song is just a celebration for today. It will be off tomorrow. :)

54 things about Paul(it was supposed to be 50, but I just couldn't stop)

1. He likes to play dumb boy games, like "Punch me in the arm as hard as you can and I will do the same to you."

2. He "stalks" around the pool table when he is "in the zone".

3. He can cry.

4. He is not a wuss and doesn't cry all the time.

5. He randomly gets books or cds or small toys for people that he thinks they will like.

6. He can cook, and likes to.

7. He loves onions.

8. He likes to claim he doesn't smoke.

9. He loves loyalty and friendship and admires these traits in anyone.

10. He's considerate, even though he tries to pretend he's a jerk.

11. He can talk about the pronunciation of names in a book for hours!(I do this too, so it IS a good thing, really!)

12. He giggles like a school girl when he gets new comic books, it's so cute!

13. He's a wonderful writer!!!!

14. He can make you smile in 10 words or less, no matter how down you're feeling.

15. He has 2 Spiderman pillowcases.

16. He has a Spiderman shower curtain.

17. He didn't get any more Spiderman bathroom stuff because THAT would be nerdy!

18. He loves to read, especially things that will make him think.

19. He loves music, many different kinds.

20. He doesn't mind doing the dishes.

21. He is passionate about an individuals rights in the United States.

22. He hates what John Ashcroft stands for.

23. He loves a good and noble hero.

24. He loves playing board games, and usually wins(unless it's tri-bond and he is playing against ME!)

25. He's addicted to the internet.

26. He always smells great!

27. He owns many comic book t-shirts, including a black Captain America shirt(for those of you like me, Captain America is really supposed to be red white and blue, not black. But the shirt looks really cool!)

28. He has boxes of comic books sitting where his kitchen table would normally be.

29. Again, he didn't buy any more Spiderman bathroom accessories because that would be nerdy.

30. He loves Kevin Smith movies and even bought Jersey Girl without seeing it because he has a compulsion to own them all.

31. He would drive across country to help you if you needed him to.

32. He would complain and guilt you for days after driving across country to help you.

33. He is a great pool player, even though he'll tell everyone else they are better than he is.

34. After he wins any game he struts around like a proud rooster. It is actually endearing.

35. He hates to walk away a loser.

36. He loves his dad very much, and gets together with him at least once a week.

37. He claims he's a coward, but he would die to save a child.

38. He loves young love.

39. He can sing, no matter what he tells you, he really can sing!

40. He has great hair, especially when it's slightly curly, and that one gets away and curls on his forehead.

41. He is one of the most intelligent men I have ever meant.

42. He loves redheads.

43. He hates stupidity, but can be patient with a stupid person.

44. He loves a good debate(argument)

45. He loves badminton, and hockey, and frisbee, and baseball, and any sport where women wear shorts.

46. He knows Aquamans family tree (or at least he would if Aquaman had a family tree. Does Aquaman have a family tree?)

47. He corrected the movie Daddy Day Care when they said something about the Flash and it was right but not quite as correct as it could have been.

48. Did I mention that he didn't want to buy more Spiderman stuff for his bathroom because that would have been nerdy?

49. He loves to play Dr Robotniks mean bean machine, and kicks butt at it!

50. He's a misogynist.

51. He still manages to love and appreciate women.

52. He lies, but usually only when it's funny.

53. He drives one of the 5 "least likely to get stolen" vehicles.

54. He is a wonderful man!!!

You're a wonderful man and a great friend. You're full of dreams and passion and I can not even begin to describe the hopes that I have for your future.

Happy Birthday Paul!

Here is the story, not great but it's for you.

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