Becky:Remember, this grill that also dices, slices, and sucks your toes can be yours for only 69 payments of 29.99! Now we have with us Sara, to describe a great new invention for all you lucky ladies out there! Sara, tell us what you have for us today!

Sara:Well Becky, let me ask you a rather personal question if I may.

Becky:Of course!

Sara:Have you ever been out on a date with a very sexy man, and all of a sudden you feel that moistness between your legs?

Becky:What woman hasn't Sara!

Sara:Of course, and you always know the next thing to come is that special scent.

Becky:Absolutely, I know exactly what you mean.

Sara:Of course this isn't always a bad thing, sometimes it lets them know whats on your mind. But imagine this: your on your first date, the man you are with is super sexy and you are trying to play it cool. The last thing you want is to let him smell that scent that tells him you really are just ready to run back to his place and jump into bed with him! And that is not the image you want on your first date.

Becky:You're right, but it's a natural part of life, what can you do about it?

Sara:Becky, I'm glad you asked that question. I have here the perfect answer! After you've put on that sexy bra and panties, but before you slip on that slinky dress, simply take these plastic underwear and slide them on!

Becky:Slide these on? And what do they do?

Sara:Well Becky, they simply slide on, and hold you tight. They lock around your thighs and between your legs. They hug you so you will never see a line underneath that sexy outfit you picked! And they lock in any scent that might leak out!

Becky:Wow Sara, thats amazing!

Sara:Yeah, it's like flavor lock for your vagina, and all this can be yours for only 2 payments of 27.64, thats right, it's so good I'll say it again! ONLY 2 payments of JUST 27.64!

Becky:Wow, Sara, that's amazing! Plus, if you act now, you'll get the underboob sweat absorber for free!

Sara:How generous! Call 800-flavloc to order!

Becky:Get yours now before they're all sold out! You don;t want to be the only stinky one out there!