I am all for truthful relationships, but there are times when men have told me the truth, and I really wish they hadn't. There are some things men should lie to me about, or at least just not even open their big fat mouths about at all. In fairness, there are some things women regularly lie about and shouldn't. For this list visit Paul at It Is Not Within Me To Be Silent.

Thankfully, we don't care about the man's point of view here, let's get back to mine. These are truths men have told me in the past, that i really wish they had kept to themselves.

1. That the restaurant we are currently eating at is the place where you first told you ex-girlfriend that you loved her.

2. That the haircut I just got (and there is nothing I can do about it until it grows out) makes me look like your mother, grandma, porcupine, mutt you saw at the pound, etc.

3. That you really hated the dinner I just slaved over for you. And that the flowers that I put there to add to the romance have a funny smell.

4. That you really find my granny panties that I wear just for comfort on some days incredibly ugly and disgusting.

5. That you think when I bend over in this one certain way my ass looks HUGE!

6. That you would rather eat in front of the TV because you are missing that sci fi movie instead of at the table with the good china and candles that were put there for intimacy.

7. That you never really loved me.

8. That the movie I absolutely adore you think is overly-emotional drivel.

9. That my favorite shirt for you to wear was given to you by your last girlfriend.