I went to go see this movie tonight, by myself. I do this from time to time, in fact I kind of like it. But tonight was a little different. First of all, the movie wasn't that great. You know what? it was actually a little bit about tennis. Who wants that?

The second reason is that there were only three people in the theatre, me and a very touchy-feely couple. Normally, this is ok. But the last thing you want to see with a broken heart is a seemingly happy couple groping each other. This was also a theatre where you can lift the arm rests up. They lifted up about 5 of them and were full-on making out! I think they might even have had sex, but I prefer not to think about that.